In the United States:
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
remember when brian the dog found out that the woman he was dating was transgender and he violently vomited for 30 uninterrupted seconds? rip he will be missed
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien